wedgieeeee

ACNE

im usually not a big fan of wedges, but lately there have been quite a few that have grabbed my attention. although these are probably a few inches too short for me to be really happy about wearing but the straps, color and sparse but intelligently place hardware make these a big fat YES.

best piece of ass in the whole damn city

piko gaga shoulder crop top

celebrity pink tie dye acid wash cutoff shorts

? cage wedges

--henrigirl.com

i really wish i had a better background for the pictures i take of myself. i usually have to clear some sort of space in a random corner of my room across from a surface that is the proper height for whatever kind of stange contortions im planning on capturing. i really should just invest in a tripod (or a photographer), and venture outside of my room to take these pictures. i get these creative ideas but they aren't exactly do-able by oneself. i know the boy has recently stumbled across this blog so im sure i can coax him into helping me out. maybe we can be the next rumi and colin =P bahaha, i wish. wore this to work. as usual. desperately craving a shopping spree, but also trying to actually SAVE money right now. whhhaaaaat? you say. yeah, i know im shocked too. and of course everything i want probably adds up to a zillion dollars. and just checked my direct deposit paycheck---not a zillion dollars. looks like im SOL. hmph. its nearly 2am, im wide awake with a tummy full of fro yo (about to vom) and listening to "hello goodmorning" on effing repeat. TI, P Diddy, Rick Ross...whaaaaaa? um yesplease. no, but really. whats wrong with me? oh and i was finally forced into the world of twitter. not really sure what that involves but im looking forward to adding one more internet-based obession into my life. wooohooooo. <3

let the sun shine in

POOL DAY!!!

it was a lovely hot hot hot sunny day on saturday. took advantage and went to the pool for a few hours to soak up the sun. there were about a zillion people there, drinking, talking, dancing, tanning, playing volleyball...it was like a mini spring break at my pool. very entertaining. =] this was deemed an appropriate cover up to wear from my apartment to the pool. it got even more 80s inspired when my hair somehow got into a side ponytail. hehe =]
annnnnd i got a tattoo!!! its a hanger on my inner elbow. =D

i think this would be heaven

seriously. i have about a zillion shoes, but they are for sure no where near as exquisite as these babies. and sadly, becuase i am a lowly college dame, they remain in their boxes stacked on a shelf in my closet. i can't wait for the day that i have a house of my own and i can have the most fabulous closet/dressing room on the planet. As the wise and witty Carrie Bradshaw would say, "Don't give me a diamond, just give me a big cloest!" 

 beautiful things should be on display.

you're a hot mess

and im falling for you.
erin wasson you're a goddess.

shes so grungy and boho and naked, im in love. like forrealllz.

its raining, its pouring...

so im supposedly on spring break right now. you coulda fooled me because its 330 in the afternoon and the only light in this room is coming from my laptop screen. its pouring down rain and chilly.
i guess i've been getting some relaxation time: lazed around the house with the Mom, went out in atlanta last night got a little tipsy and danced my tush off, shopping downtown tomorrow...i cant really complain.
i ordered legit stripper heels this morning...one of the lovely ladies i work with and i seem to be obsessed with borderline pornographic fashion lately, so we felt those heels would work their way into our wardrobes and spice things up a bit!
all i want to be doing right now is laying on the beach, soaking up rays of skin cancer, drinking something fruity and giggling at cute surfer boys. or at the very least be running around an outdoor concert in cutoffs and tshirts that have been practially ripped to shreds. too bad atlanta is monsooning....

work appropriate

i need a job in which it is acceptable to wear a bustier at all times.
scratch that, i need a life in which it is acceptable to wear a bustier at all times. if only i was miss Belle de Jour or a Wild Fox girl i could probably get away with it...but sadly, i am not.
think small town florida will find my current obsession out of line?
maybe i'll make a couple of bucks out of it....hm

perfect.

cant you handle the sass??

entire outfit from henrigirl, jewelry from forever 21 and assorted other places

too much makeup and messy messy hair are definitely work appropriate attire =p gawwww, it needs to be spring. im very tired of this cold weather because all i want to wear are CROP TOPS and really short shorts and fun chunky platforms. serrrriously.

shades of gray (yepppp super lame)

this is me continuing to make an effort to post pictures of myself, pretending that internetland even cares what the fuck i wear each day. but i mean, i waste hours upon hours devouring the blogs of the fashion elite so if anyone else in the world is like me, maybe you wont mind one more clotheshorse trying to vogue for the camera.




ok so this "dress" is most definitely a shirt. yeah yeah i know but hey im 5'2 everything is a gosh darn dress on me. daddy got me the cardi for xmas and he was vurrry proud of his selection. my exclamations of "omg i need a light gray cardigan! ohh it feels so nice!" made him grin like a crazy person. daddy loves my style. he always says "you look cute" in a surprised fashion when my mother kind of rolls her eyes and says "thats my daughter..." but they wouldnt love me if i didnt bring them to the verge of heart attack on a regular basis. ahhh family.
definitely sitting in my classroom, an hour early for class using the internet to waste more time of my life scrolling through pictures of stripper height stilettos and overly baggy, beautifuly deconstructed items on incredibly beautiful tragically thin girls.
you'd think on a college campus, the internet would be reliable and ummmm present? wtf...shit just kicked me off in the middle of loading the alexander wang collection. ruuuude. seriously internet? not cool. if you couldnt tell, im already hopped up on a venti skinny cinnamon dolce latte and probably craving another. the caffeine gives me a lovely little buzz that gets me through an hour of a class which i have practically taken in 3 different forms at various institutions ive attended in the past few years. oh and not to mention the absolutely perfect boy that sits next to me everyday and shares with me the "hunk du jour" and giggles when the professor inadvertantly makes strange sexual innuendos. omgilovehim.
anyways im pretty much obsessed with this blog i discovered through the lovely widlfox ladies' blog (ilovewildfox.com). its called tangents and the times and this chick is rad. she's pretty hysterical and im loving the way she writes. you should definitely check it out (tangentsandthetimes.com).

open up the window

life has begun again after the holidays and im finally getting situated again. so much has happened in 2010 so far...and we're less than 20 days in. my head has been spinning since the clock struck 12 on new years day. i guess thats what happens when you open yourself up---take me where you will, universe. im ready for whatever you've got!

anyways, its a beautiful 67 degrees here in lovely tallahassee and im in the mood for a picnic. i know the rest of the country is bundled up but i figure internetland could use a smidgen of sunshine right about now. so from my open window to your browser....sunshine!

stand by me

dont hate, i still love lilo. like my other favorite psycho brit, lindz just needs to figure her shit out. and then she can get back on her way to being the fabulous lady she is. i'd cut a bitch to be where she is. crazy and paparazzi stalked or not, she's got it. see, ELLE knows she is fab!

intervention

i need one. i know, you all are obsessed with fashion and clothing and accessories and you all are "addicts." i get it. but do you feel a strong need to purchase something daily? like yearn. cuz i do. and i feel like this is kinda a problem. im not broke and im not in insane credit card debt, but its like some part of me has this compulsive side that could really be a problem if it becomes the dominant side. and its totally stuff i dont even need. well i mean, do any of us really need half the shit we own? i feel somewhat guilty for doing this when there are people in the world eating sticks and dirt and living in a shanty made from scrap metal. wow. do i really need to buy destroyed jean shorts or should i use that money to umm i dunno, pay for someone's education for a year?! a year! i am all for enjoying the gifts of hard work and savvy economic choices and i dont believe i hand-outs, but i can admit to being somewhat materialistic. i know i cant take it with me. i'd like to be a UN ambassador and have been involved in humanitarian efforts before, and i think i need to get back into that. heavy.