cant you handle the sass??

entire outfit from henrigirl, jewelry from forever 21 and assorted other places

too much makeup and messy messy hair are definitely work appropriate attire =p gawwww, it needs to be spring. im very tired of this cold weather because all i want to wear are CROP TOPS and really short shorts and fun chunky platforms. serrrriously.

when will it be spring???

we had some warm days here that tricked me into thinking that spring had reached florida. but this weekend reminded me that it is still february. torrential downpour, almost freezing temperatures, and a terrible cold have put me in my place for sure. buuuut i can pretend that it is spring and i can think about all the lovely spring clothes that i want to wear right now!!! 

ok i really could go on and on and i probably will later but for now im off to go dream of sunny days and warm nights.

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN IS DEAD. WHAT??? i cant believe it. this is like the saddest thing ever. ok, ysl's death was the saddest thing ever, but this is the second saddest thing ever. i looooooove everything that man has ever touched and there is going to be a serious void in the fashion world now. i feel as though i need to go home and put on my McQ for target tshirt and my favorite ebday purchase: the alexander mcqueen skull pirate scarf and prance around pretending to be kate moss. very very sad.

shades of gray (yepppp super lame)

this is me continuing to make an effort to post pictures of myself, pretending that internetland even cares what the fuck i wear each day. but i mean, i waste hours upon hours devouring the blogs of the fashion elite so if anyone else in the world is like me, maybe you wont mind one more clotheshorse trying to vogue for the camera.




ok so this "dress" is most definitely a shirt. yeah yeah i know but hey im 5'2 everything is a gosh darn dress on me. daddy got me the cardi for xmas and he was vurrry proud of his selection. my exclamations of "omg i need a light gray cardigan! ohh it feels so nice!" made him grin like a crazy person. daddy loves my style. he always says "you look cute" in a surprised fashion when my mother kind of rolls her eyes and says "thats my daughter..." but they wouldnt love me if i didnt bring them to the verge of heart attack on a regular basis. ahhh family.
definitely sitting in my classroom, an hour early for class using the internet to waste more time of my life scrolling through pictures of stripper height stilettos and overly baggy, beautifuly deconstructed items on incredibly beautiful tragically thin girls.
you'd think on a college campus, the internet would be reliable and ummmm present? wtf...shit just kicked me off in the middle of loading the alexander wang collection. ruuuude. seriously internet? not cool. if you couldnt tell, im already hopped up on a venti skinny cinnamon dolce latte and probably craving another. the caffeine gives me a lovely little buzz that gets me through an hour of a class which i have practically taken in 3 different forms at various institutions ive attended in the past few years. oh and not to mention the absolutely perfect boy that sits next to me everyday and shares with me the "hunk du jour" and giggles when the professor inadvertantly makes strange sexual innuendos. omgilovehim.
anyways im pretty much obsessed with this blog i discovered through the lovely widlfox ladies' blog (ilovewildfox.com). its called tangents and the times and this chick is rad. she's pretty hysterical and im loving the way she writes. you should definitely check it out (tangentsandthetimes.com).

he ate my heart and then he ate my brain...

trying to up the outfit posts. i always forget to upload the pictures i do take, and forget to take pictures of some of my extra rad outfits. got dressed up to go to a dance party this past weekend and even had some papparazzi pics snapped! im determined to buy as many crop tops as possible...kinda addicted.